There's a staff member where I live who is 4'9. She's white but she has small tits and such a perfect ass. I asked her if she works out. She has to know I was talking about her ass.
I was telling her about Evolutionary Psychology one day and she told me to go on cause it's so interesting. She then-no word of a lie- says…"I love stuff like this" While I'm talking about sex and SLOWLY and SUGGESTIVELY EATS A BANANA.